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  1. society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  2. woman: okay.
  3. society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  4. woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  5. society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  6. woman: still seems pretty awful.
  7. society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  8. woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  9. society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  10. woman:
  11. society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  12. woman:
  13. society:
  14. woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  15. society:
  16. woman:
  17. society: what third option?
  18. woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…


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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines


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hectorstaco:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face


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“Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.”


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“I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.”

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)



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Title: Kill Bill Siren
Played: 143356 times

femaledirector:

i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral



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“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”
— Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)


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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,


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hemmsings1996:

IM ONLY 17


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iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.


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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal